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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:41:21 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Journal</title><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 04:40:40 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Harry Potter 7 Trailer</title><category>harry potter 7</category><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 04:38:19 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/7/1/harry-potter-7-trailer.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:8157878</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Creating a streak of movie trailers instead of new posts i give you:</p>
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<p>Boo<em>-fucking</em>-ya.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-8157878.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Is it just me...</title><category>Green hornet</category><category>Movie</category><category>Seth Rogen</category><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:16:46 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/22/is-it-just-me.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:8060630</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>...or does this trailer make it look like Seth Rogan isn't going to totally wreck the Green Hornet?</p>
<p><div><object width="576" height="324"><param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/m/up/ypp/movies/player.swf"></param><param name="flashVars" value="vid=20458007&repeat=1&"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed width="576" height="324" allowFullScreen="true" src="http://d.yimg.com/m/up/ypp/movies/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="vid=20458007&repeat=1&"></embed></object></div></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-8060630.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Tip o' the Day</title><category>Personal</category><category>imnotadoctor</category><category>sugar</category><category>totd</category><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 17:18:49 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/19/tip-o-the-day.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:8032219</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>You don't crash because you've eaten too much sugar; you crash because you stopped. If you find yourself crashing by mid day, just eat more sugar. If you're still tired then you'll know it's becuase you haven't eaten enough. </p><p></p><p>Next Week's Subject - Diabetes and You.     </p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-8032219.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>So it begins...</title><category>BPCARES</category><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 03:06:44 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/16/so-it-begins.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:8010406</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uxNkDyt6IjI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uxNkDyt6IjI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p>Fuck locusts.&nbsp;Vortex of fire.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Well, I'm calling it. Apocalypse, June 16th, 2010. &nbsp;We had a good run didn't we?&nbsp;</p>
<p>High fives all around.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Good game, good game.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-8010406.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>No</title><category>hank azaria</category><category>smurfs</category><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:14:40 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/6/no.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:7884003</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.wireimage.com/"><img src="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/storage/smurf_hank_azaria.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1275869854135" alt="" /></a></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 440px;">Photo by Pablo Tomatis/Buzz Foto, WireImage</span></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/">Seriously?</a></p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-7884003.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>-1 Faith in Humanity</title><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 04:44:39 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/-1-faith-in-humanity.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:7835906</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2FFaith.png%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1275540573416',671,976);"><img src="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/storage/thumbnails/2653471-7169719-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1275540573417" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
<p>I want to see the Venn Diagram on the people that know how to use Google but don't know how that works.</p>
<p>I'm calling&nbsp;shenanigans&nbsp;on you, Internet.&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-7835906.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>I am a Prophet</title><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:57:30 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/i-am-a-prophet.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:7830216</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I had a dream last night that I was running really slow and couldn't get to work on time. Then this morning I didn't wake up on time AND WAS LATE TO WORK!</p>
<p>The ramifications of this are huge. I have either subconciously mastered the mathematics behind time/space or I am decended from some sort of religious deity (fingers crossed on it being Odin). Either way, thumbs up for Sven. <br /> <br />I really hope that one dream where I was a Green Lantern but couldn't get my Power Ring to work so Sinestro was able to take over the world doesn't come true.  That would suck.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-7830216.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Death Curses</title><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 07:15:48 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/19/death-curses.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:7720225</guid><description><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste">"Die alone."</div>
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<div>Really; that's<em> Liver Spot's</em> death curse? &nbsp;Use his dying breath to channel the awe inspiring resource of his own life force into a final&nbsp;devastating&nbsp;spell directed at Dresden's love life?&nbsp;</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Really?</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">REALLY?!</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">THERES NOTHING BETTER YOU CAN THINK OF?!&nbsp;</div>
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<div>btw, spoiler to anyone reading book 7 of the Dresden files series, Dead Beat. &nbsp;Which is quite a good series despite my need to get that off my chest.&nbsp;</div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-7720225.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Thanks Hulu</title><category>gaming</category><category>hulu</category><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 07:20:25 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/15/thanks-hulu.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:7677735</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Do you ever take a survey or fill out a questionnaire and find yourself way, WAY off the scale?&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Rad, now i gotta diversify my recreational activities so i dont feel like some kind of&nbsp;Cheeto&nbsp;encrusted gaming troll.</p>
<p>Thanks Hulu.</p>
<p>Anyone up for watching regional sporting events on the tv?</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-7677735.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>A Day of Pictures</title><category>ADoP</category><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 05:36:01 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/12/a-day-of-pictures.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">263816:2658284:7659863</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><iframe align="center" src="http://www.flickr.com/slideShow/index.gne?set_id=72157624051014802" width="400" height="400" frameBorder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe><br /><center><small>Created with <a href="http://www.flickrslideshow.com">flickr slideshow</a>.</small></center></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/rss-comments-entry-7659863.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>