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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:42:48 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/"><rss:title>Journal</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-07-30T08:42:48Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/7/1/harry-potter-7-trailer.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/22/is-it-just-me.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/19/tip-o-the-day.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/16/so-it-begins.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/6/no.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/-1-faith-in-humanity.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/i-am-a-prophet.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/19/death-curses.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/15/thanks-hulu.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/12/a-day-of-pictures.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/7/1/harry-potter-7-trailer.html"><rss:title>Harry Potter 7 Trailer</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/7/1/harry-potter-7-trailer.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-07-02T04:38:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject>harry potter 7</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Creating a streak of movie trailers instead of new posts i give you:</p>
<p><object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/7b5jq16SgsGGHU2LnqJ5SQ"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/7b5jq16SgsGGHU2LnqJ5SQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"  width="512" height="288" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Boo<em>-fucking</em>-ya.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/22/is-it-just-me.html"><rss:title>Is it just me...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/22/is-it-just-me.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-06-23T02:16:46Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Green hornet Movie Seth Rogen</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>...or does this trailer make it look like Seth Rogan isn't going to totally wreck the Green Hornet?</p>
<p><div><object width="576" height="324"><param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/m/up/ypp/movies/player.swf"></param><param name="flashVars" value="vid=20458007&repeat=1&"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed width="576" height="324" allowFullScreen="true" src="http://d.yimg.com/m/up/ypp/movies/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="vid=20458007&repeat=1&"></embed></object></div></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/19/tip-o-the-day.html"><rss:title>Tip o' the Day</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/19/tip-o-the-day.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-06-19T17:18:49Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Personal imnotadoctor sugar totd</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You don't crash because you've eaten too much sugar; you crash because you stopped. If you find yourself crashing by mid day, just eat more sugar. If you're still tired then you'll know it's becuase you haven't eaten enough. </p><p></p><p>Next Week's Subject - Diabetes and You.     </p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/16/so-it-begins.html"><rss:title>So it begins...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/16/so-it-begins.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-06-17T03:06:44Z</dc:date><dc:subject>BPCARES</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uxNkDyt6IjI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uxNkDyt6IjI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p>Fuck locusts.&nbsp;Vortex of fire.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Well, I'm calling it. Apocalypse, June 16th, 2010. &nbsp;We had a good run didn't we?&nbsp;</p>
<p>High fives all around.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Good game, good game.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/6/no.html"><rss:title>No</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/6/no.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-06-07T00:14:40Z</dc:date><dc:subject>hank azaria smurfs</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.wireimage.com/"><img src="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/storage/smurf_hank_azaria.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1275869854135" alt="" /></a></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 440px;">Photo by Pablo Tomatis/Buzz Foto, WireImage</span></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/">Seriously?</a></p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/-1-faith-in-humanity.html"><rss:title>-1 Faith in Humanity</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/-1-faith-in-humanity.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-06-02T04:44:39Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2FFaith.png%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1275540573416',671,976);"><img src="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/storage/thumbnails/2653471-7169719-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1275540573417" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
<p>I want to see the Venn Diagram on the people that know how to use Google but don't know how that works.</p>
<p>I'm calling&nbsp;shenanigans&nbsp;on you, Internet.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/i-am-a-prophet.html"><rss:title>I am a Prophet</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/i-am-a-prophet.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-06-01T17:57:30Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a dream last night that I was running really slow and couldn't get to work on time. Then this morning I didn't wake up on time AND WAS LATE TO WORK!</p>
<p>The ramifications of this are huge. I have either subconciously mastered the mathematics behind time/space or I am decended from some sort of religious deity (fingers crossed on it being Odin). Either way, thumbs up for Sven. <br /> <br />I really hope that one dream where I was a Green Lantern but couldn't get my Power Ring to work so Sinestro was able to take over the world doesn't come true.  That would suck.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/19/death-curses.html"><rss:title>Death Curses</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/19/death-curses.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-05-19T07:15:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste">"Die alone."</div>
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<div>Really; that's<em> Liver Spot's</em> death curse? &nbsp;Use his dying breath to channel the awe inspiring resource of his own life force into a final&nbsp;devastating&nbsp;spell directed at Dresden's love life?&nbsp;</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Really?</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">REALLY?!</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">THERES NOTHING BETTER YOU CAN THINK OF?!&nbsp;</div>
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<div>btw, spoiler to anyone reading book 7 of the Dresden files series, Dead Beat. &nbsp;Which is quite a good series despite my need to get that off my chest.&nbsp;</div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/15/thanks-hulu.html"><rss:title>Thanks Hulu</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/15/thanks-hulu.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-05-15T07:20:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>gaming hulu</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you ever take a survey or fill out a questionnaire and find yourself way, WAY off the scale?&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Rad, now i gotta diversify my recreational activities so i dont feel like some kind of&nbsp;Cheeto&nbsp;encrusted gaming troll.</p>
<p>Thanks Hulu.</p>
<p>Anyone up for watching regional sporting events on the tv?</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/12/a-day-of-pictures.html"><rss:title>A Day of Pictures</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/12/a-day-of-pictures.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Sven</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-05-13T05:36:01Z</dc:date><dc:subject>ADoP</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><iframe align="center" src="http://www.flickr.com/slideShow/index.gne?set_id=72157624051014802" width="400" height="400" frameBorder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe><br /><center><small>Created with <a href="http://www.flickrslideshow.com">flickr slideshow</a>.</small></center></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>