JournalJournalhttp://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010-07-02T04:40:40ZSquarespaceHarry Potter 7 Trailerhttp://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/7/1/harry-potter-7-trailer.htmlSven2010-07-02T04:38:19Z2010-07-02T04:38:19ZCreating a streak of movie trailers instead of new posts i give you:

Boo-fucking-ya.

]]>Is it just me...http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/22/is-it-just-me.htmlSven2010-06-23T02:16:46Z2010-06-23T02:16:46Z...or does this trailer make it look like Seth Rogan isn't going to totally wreck the Green Hornet?

]]>Tip o' the Dayhttp://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/19/tip-o-the-day.htmlSven2010-06-19T17:18:49Z2010-06-19T17:18:49ZYou don't crash because you've eaten too much sugar; you crash because you stopped. If you find yourself crashing by mid day, just eat more sugar. If you're still tired then you'll know it's becuase you haven't eaten enough.

Next Week's Subject - Diabetes and You.

]]>So it begins...http://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/16/so-it-begins.htmlSven2010-06-17T03:06:44Z2010-06-17T03:06:44Z

Fuck locusts. Vortex of fire. 

Well, I'm calling it. Apocalypse, June 16th, 2010.  We had a good run didn't we? 

High fives all around. 

Good game, good game.

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Photo by Pablo Tomatis/Buzz Foto, WireImage

Seriously?

 

 

]]>-1 Faith in Humanityhttp://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/-1-faith-in-humanity.htmlSven2010-06-02T04:44:39Z2010-06-02T04:44:39Z

I want to see the Venn Diagram on the people that know how to use Google but don't know how that works.

I'm calling shenanigans on you, Internet. 

]]>I am a Prophethttp://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/6/1/i-am-a-prophet.htmlSven2010-06-01T17:57:30Z2010-06-01T17:57:30ZI had a dream last night that I was running really slow and couldn't get to work on time. Then this morning I didn't wake up on time AND WAS LATE TO WORK!

The ramifications of this are huge. I have either subconciously mastered the mathematics behind time/space or I am decended from some sort of religious deity (fingers crossed on it being Odin). Either way, thumbs up for Sven.

I really hope that one dream where I was a Green Lantern but couldn't get my Power Ring to work so Sinestro was able to take over the world doesn't come true. That would suck.

]]>Death Curseshttp://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/19/death-curses.htmlSven2010-05-19T07:15:48Z2010-05-19T07:15:48Z"Die alone."
 
Really; that's Liver Spot's death curse?  Use his dying breath to channel the awe inspiring resource of his own life force into a final devastating spell directed at Dresden's love life? 
 
Really?
 
REALLY?!
 
THERES NOTHING BETTER YOU CAN THINK OF?! 
 
btw, spoiler to anyone reading book 7 of the Dresden files series, Dead Beat.  Which is quite a good series despite my need to get that off my chest. 

 

]]>Thanks Huluhttp://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/15/thanks-hulu.htmlSven2010-05-15T07:20:25Z2010-05-15T07:20:25ZDo you ever take a survey or fill out a questionnaire and find yourself way, WAY off the scale? 

Rad, now i gotta diversify my recreational activities so i dont feel like some kind of Cheeto encrusted gaming troll.

Thanks Hulu.

Anyone up for watching regional sporting events on the tv?

]]>A Day of Pictureshttp://www.tomakealongstoryshort.com/journal-data/2010/5/12/a-day-of-pictures.htmlSven2010-05-13T05:36:01Z2010-05-13T05:36:01Z
Created with flickr slideshow.

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