Sunday
Feb212010
Top 5 Celebrities I Want to HeadButt
Sunday, February 21, 2010 at 12:54AM Top 5 Celebrities I Want to HeadButt
#1 - Johnny Depp:
Justification?
;)
*Headbutt*
#2 - Lady Ga-Ga:
Justification?
If you dont know, then I think this sums it up better than I can:
"Hey Lady Gaga, GWAR called. They wanted to tell you that you're trying too hard." -RoguePixie
*Headbutt*
#3 - Robert Pattinson:
Justification?
From his interview with Details Magazine:
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
*Headbutt*
#4 - Mickey Rourke
Justification?
A thousand The Wrestler movies wont make me forget Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
*Headbutt*
#5 - Geoffrey Arend
For marrying her when I had clearly called "dibs". *Headbutt*
Reader Comments (1)
Something tells me that Mickey Rourke might be in a position to get his own back.