...To Make a Long Story Short...

From here:

WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight. Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.

The Utleys, of Rochester, had set up an outdoor display Saturday at aflea market in Waterford Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Tinker Bell was standing on their platform trailer when she was swept away.

Dorothy Utley tells The Detroit News that her cherished pet "just went wild" upon seeing her.

*****************

First of all, do you have to specifically use a pet psychic to find a pet? That seems like a bit of an overspecialization in a field. Because using a regular psychic to track down a missing pet be silly?

Wait, first of all would be; there are pet psychics??? When did that happen? Followed up by a hundred questions regarding what the fuck that's all about. 

Then I would circle back to the whole psychic versus pet psychic thing.  Does the pecking order of psychics and pet psychics follow the same pecking order of say… doctors and veterinarians? 

Like, did the pet psychic find that he/she couldn't handle the rigors of the full 7+ year, Ivy League, psychic academic courses, so he/she had to aim a little lower? Or maybe he realized he could get more tail (so to speak) if he went with a more sympathetic career choice? And are his/her parents a little disappointed, on the inside, about their child's psychic career choice?

I'm guessing they are but probably not for those reasons.

Given where the current stat of the economy has been sitting, I've been considering supplementing my income and I think I may have found my calling:  

How hard can it be? Getting into the head of an animal?  It's either (A.) he's hungry or (B.) he wants you to pet him. Now where’s my money?  It's not like the pets going to argue with me.  

Sure my Psychometry skills are a bit rusty/nonexistent but that just puts me on par with every other psychic.  I can still check a weather website to find out which direction someone's tiny dog may have blown in as well as anyone else. Although I’m hoping that’s not hugely called for in the field.

I think, for the right amount of money and a little effort I could pull this off. Sven Swenson, reader of animals’ minds and finder of puppies lost in the wind. (Cats extra)

But if you lose your watch, don't come looking to me; go find yourself a Watch Psychic. 

Good luck though, those guys are dicks.